• me: avoids getting in the shower
• me: avoids getting in the shower
• me: avoids getting in the shower
• me: avoids getting in the shower
• me: gets in the shower
• me: i have ARRIVED IN PARADISE AND I SHALL NEVER LEAVE

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I can never get tired of watching limitless. Can’t help but love a movie that promotes limitless potential and intellectuality

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u always hear “how long is ur dick” but u never hear “how deep is ur vagina”.  we must fight for womens rights

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necklace-of-rope:

so, today this girl in my class asked what the word procrastination meant and i said ‘can i explain that later?’ and my teacher laughed for like five minutes and when he stopped the girl whispered ’ i don’t get it’

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irisowl:

So I walked into the dentist this morning. My dentist asked me how my weekend was. I said “Good, I watched Captain America last night. I really liked it.” And my dentist says “Oh, my son is in that movie.” At first I thought he was joking but then I realized

Dr. Robert Evans

I looked it up

My dentist is Captain America’s dad

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das-onlinemaedchen:

Kiss Me, Ed Sheeran

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